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A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her
bathroom wall as you do.

One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, make my bust-line forty four".

Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her boobs grow to
enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what has
happened, and within minutes they both return to the bathroom.

This time the husband crosses his fingers and says: "Mirror mirror on
the wall, make my "manhood" touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright
flash and both his legs fall off.

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