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Lovers Cave Archived Adult Joke of the Month
June 2006

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A man bumps into a woman in a hotel lobby, and as he does so, his elbow goes into her breast. They are both quite startled.

The man turns to her and says "Ms, if your heart is as soft as your breast, I know you'll forgive me."

She replies, "If your dick is as hard as your elbow, I'm in room 21."

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