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Lovers Cave Archived Adult Joke of the Month
April 2006
| The Postman's Last Day |
It was the postman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars.
The folks at the third house handed him a Harrod's gift voucher.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door and up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a fantastic breakfast and when he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring the coffee, he noticed a five pound note sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this is just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the fiver for?"
"Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. So I asked him what to give you and he replied 'Fuck him, give him a fiver'."
The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea." |
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