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A young man had seriously dated three girls and was finally faced with the dilemma of which one to marry.

As a test he gave each of them one thousand pounds to spend on anything they wanted.

The first girl went for a complete hair and face makeover, new clothes, and new shoes. She returned to show off her new look saying, "I want to be at my most beautiful for you. Why? Because I love you, dear."

The second girl returned with new hockey and golf equipment, a new stereo, VCR, and a month's supply of beer saying, "I bought all these things for you. They're my gifts to you, because I love you so much."

The third girl invested the £1,000 wisely and very quickly doubled her original amount. She reinvested the profits which continued to multiply and returned the first thousand pounds back to the young man saying, "I have taken your money and made it grow as an investment in our future together. That's how much I love you, my dear."

The young man was very impressed by all of their responses. He then gave long and careful consideration and finally married the one with the biggest breasts.

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