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There were two old-maid sisters, and both were still virgins in their advanced years.

It's Friday night and Gladys looks at Betty and says "I'm not going to die a virgin. I'm going out tonight and I am not coming home until I've been laid!" Betty says, "Well, make sure you are home by 10 so I don't worry about you."

10 o'clock rolls around and there is no sign of Gladys. 11 o'clock... midnight... Finally about 15 minutes after 1am the front door flies open and in runs Gladys, straight to the bathroom.

Betty goes and knocks on the bathroom door. "Are you okay, Gladys?" There is no answer, so she opens the door and there sits Gladys with her panties around her ankles, legs spread apart, and her head stuck between her legs looking at herself. "What is it, Gladys??? What's wrong?" asks Betty.

"Betty, it was 10 inches long when it went in, and 5 inches long when it came out. When I find the other half you're gonna have the time of your life!!!"

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