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A man rings his doctor and complains that his wife hasn't wanted to have sex with him for the past six months. The doctor tells the man to send his wife in so he can talk to her and hopefully determine what the problem is.

The following day, the wife goes to the doctor's and the doctor asks her "What's wrong, why don't you want to have sex with your husband?"

The wife replies "Oh, that's easily explained. For the past six months I've been taking a cab to work every morning. I don't have any money. The cab driver asks me 'Are you going to pay today, or what?' So, I take an 'or what' and have sex on the back seat of the cab."

"Then, when I get to work," she continues, "I'm late, so the boss asks me 'Are we going to write this down in the book, or what?' So, I take an 'or what' and have sex in the boss' office."

"I also take a cab home after work and, as usual, I have no money. The cab driver asks me again 'So, are you going to pay this time, or what?' Again, I take an 'or what' and have sex on the back seat again."

"So you see doc, by the time I get home I'm all tired out and don't want it anymore."

"Yes, I see." replies the doctor. "So, are we going to tell your husband, or what?"

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